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To you ‘fakers’ out there, I want to know three things:
1. How in the blue hell do you find time to have an entirely fake personality?
2. Why bother?
3. Are you related to Sybil?
Sybil |
Things that indicate your “new buddy” is a fake profile:
1. The profile is brand new –let’s face it, unless you were Osama Bin Laden’s roommate, everyone has a Facebook by now.
2. They "live" far away, but all of their friends are in your area. For instance, I had someone from California friend me, and all of their mutual friends were in San Antonio. Same thing with some dude in New York, another in Madrid, Paris, Nigeria…well, you get the idea.
3. They look REALLY good in their photos…and I mean REALLY good, model good. Fellas, I hate to break it to you, but boys is dumb. I have seen more guys fall for the fake profile bit with some bimbo impersonating a pretty face more times than I can count on both hands, two feet and all the hairs on my head. The most recent was a young lady with the initials of BM…which could easily stand for bowel movement because she was so clearly full of ca-ca…but I digress.
Instead of commenting on said hottie’s new profile photo, Tineye it. Chances are, she stole a model’s photo and is using it to get attention from dimwits just like you. The reality is that you are probably chatting with a 40-year-old cat lady who smokes heavily and allowed personality number four to be in charge today --and probably drink all her gin. Sorry, but that’s the God’s honest.
Personally, I’m reporting every single faked profile I come across, and I’ve gotten rather astute at spotting them. I’ve also gotten into the habit of alerting over 3,000 people on my page when I do. So, before you waste my time with a friend request, make sure you want to keep your fake profile, because I promise you that if you friend me, everyone within my network everyone will report you and your fake profile, and your fake profile will be history.
What can I say? I’m just keepin’ it real.
How do you feel about fake profiles? I'd love to know! Leave me a comment.
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